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"He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."

- from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

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not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

A quick reminder that PETA is literal scum of the earth. 

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((extra points for smut)

i will be so happy if you do this holy shit yes

please do it and i will love you forever

i will literally love you so much pleASE

Okay, now I’m just fucking curious.

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The dark princess of the mountains lolol

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gwenlightened:

I want this written across my ceiling.

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soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

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